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Profound Advice

Posted on Feb 3rd, 2009 by 1Vector3 : "Relentless Wisdom" 1Vector3
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Just thought I would lighten things up a bit with this profound advice. I think it somehow could be applied to the economy, but I haven't figured out how yet. When I do, I'll let the world know:


YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE -- 

Well, and a hammer.

 


IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40.

IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM...

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Fawn and Kitten

Posted on Feb 6th, 2009 by 1Vector3 : "Relentless Wisdom" 1Vector3

Not completely "The lion shall lie down with the lamb," but gettin' there. 

Now if more people would catch this vibe......


Fawn and Kitten


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Medical Views of the Bailout

Posted on Feb 15th, 2009 by 1Vector3 : "Relentless Wisdom" 1Vector3
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Guest Blog. I got this via email from another friend in Washington state (hence the reference at the end.) I rarely pass along inspiration or humor from emails, we are all overwhelmed with same, but this is toooo clever to let go by. Hope you get some health-promoting, spirit-expanding laughs from this.

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Here is the opinion of the Medical Profession on the Financial Bail-Out Package just passed by the US Congress.

The allergists voted to scratch it, and the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the radiologists could see right through it, and the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas; and the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say No.

In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to the people in Washington.
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